November 2009
1 post
Plane Tickets (Purchased Months In Advance, Mind...
Um, yeah. This one’s a biggie.
So, last Sunday night around 2:37 AM as I was settling in for the eve, planning to wake up and head the hour home the next day to pack for my thought-to-be-Tuesday-morning-at-6:25AM flight, more than ready to cozy up to some puffy blankets and my non-puffy man, I heard a text twinkle from my cell.
I scurried over to check the screen and BAM! Here’s what...
October 2009
4 posts
Buttons.
I just buttoned up my dress to the tip top, took a peek in the mirror and realized… ‘Shucks, it’s all crooked.’ This happens a lot.
Door frames.
I don’t know what it is about them—perhaps it’s the way they ‘frame’ the large unobstructed space in which you can comfortably walk through a ‘door,’ but they typically throw me off and cause me to slam my elbow/knee/forehead/[insert body part here] into their rocklike surface, which typically causes a bruise.
Like today.
The bread tie.
Today, as I pulled my Ezekial bread out of the freezer and twisted off the bread tie, it angled itself against my forefinger in such a way that it rocketed into the bridge of my nose.
No one was around except the cat, and he didn’t appreciate it so much.
Hiya.
So here’s the deal: I’m a klutz. Bad things happen to me. Sometimes big things, usually tiny things… Tiny things that others would probably find funny. So I’ve decided to start sharing ‘em.
I can’t believe I didn’t start this blog earlier.